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Author's note: This series is meant to be a humorous satire of fictional characters, and any similarities between actual persons, places and things is unintentional and coincidental. All characters are over the age of 18. These events take place during the early 1970's...

INTRODUCTION: The romantic desires that blossom in young womanhood have been studied by psychologists and other professionals since the beginnings of recorded time... Suzie Whiteman and Donna DeLuxe (She insists that's her real name) are perfect "case studies" that will reveal the dynamics of adolescence...After reading these newly discovered letters and notes between Suzie and Donna you just might realize you might have a connection with the two...when it comes to thoughts and desires regarding young latin men! Wrote one middle-aged fan: "I've always felt like a high-school girl when it comes to checking out the latin boys!"

NEWT GINGRICH HIGH SCHOOL
An inner-city "problem" school in a large American city...
Donna Deluxe
Suzie Whiteman
Let's start here: (Right) Ms.LaPomme, the French teacher confiscated this note Donna Douglas passed to Suzie Whiteman during 2nd period Remedial French class recently. Donna was remanded to afterschool detention that day, but not before meeting up with Ms.Whiteman to share her cell-phone photos, (see below)
Fun Facts: Donna feels Suzie's "self-esteem" could be improved by losing weight, but Suzie feels she's "just right". I just want to be helpful insists Donna...
Above: Donna's cell-phone photos. Donna claims Suzie looked at 5 photos but only gave back 4. Being the drama queen, Donna refused to speak to Suzie for a week...
NEXT TIME: Donna comes down with the flu and misses school, so Suzie writes her a letter so she can catch up on all the school scandal... Also, you'll meet the girl's gym teacher, Miss Butch (Miss LaPomme's 'roommate') and find out what happened in Suzie's sexology class...

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